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RICHARD - My Life as a Penis


My husband and I both read this book.....and we both finished it in less than 2 days! It was so laugh out loud funny, neither of us could put it down. You will be instantly drawn into the story from the first chapter! It's a great book for males and females; both genders can appreciate it for different reasons and you may actually learn something about the opposite sex! I would and already have recommended this book to many friends!

                                               - Lindsay A., Tampa, FL

I laughed my ass off...It's a hilarious answer to the Vagina Monologues from a Penicular Perspective.
                                                                                                                           - Jessie C., Minooka, IL

Mr. Powers takes us on a hilarious romp through the life of man's most important appendage.The zany and romantic adventures of Richard makes for a super funny read. Would make a great gift for anyone!

                                                                                                                             - Patricia T., Grand Marais, MN

Looking for a book with some laughs and a little spice? Then you must follow Richard and his friend Hump on their adventures.
                                                                                                                            - Gladys E., Pt. Charlotte, FL

I have not only read, laughed and enjoyed this book, I realize with Christmas buying
soon arriving, most males I know will receive a copy - a few females too. Richard's
adventures, and love affairs, make for a very funny read.
                                                                                              - Laura B., MN

This book is one in a million. I simply could not have had a better time reading it. Mr. Powers raffishly deconstructs the most risque of subjects and suceeds in delivering a work of hilarity and substance. Richard and Hump are characters I look forward to checking in on again and again.
                                                                                                                           - Patrick Mc., Oak Forest, IL

What a funny book!  It was so surprisingIt's naughty without being smutty, which is a miracle, considering the subject.  It was even really touching at times.  A great story, told in a very funny way.
                                                                                           -
Kate T., Chicago, IL






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Don't call me "Dick."

I prefer "Richard III."  It only makes sense; I've got one good eye, a Hump on my back, and a keen desire to rule the world!

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