"First, someone carved pictures on a cave wall and told a story. Then, someone came along and explained to him why it wasn't art."
"There's great hubris in believing that knowledge is a substitute for imagination or that education somehow is superior to wonder."
"Sometimes, I weep for all the beauty there is in the world; other times, I weep because we don't notice it."
"Always remember that on the other side of your rights are your responsibilities."
"Everything's a little better when it's a memory."
"I have a theory that the French may, in reality, be the master race. I base this on the fact that they seem to live their lives around wine, cheese, sex, nudity, and jazz. "
"I'm no longer practicing celibacy; I've perfected it."
"If you want a guarantee in life, buy a toaster"
"The less I speak, the wiser I sound."
"Voting for someone because he's "not a politician" is like taking your car to the barber because he's "not a mechanic."
"Watch for the wise - they're the ones whose lips are not moving."
"It gives me a false sense of security, and that's all I'm really looking for in life."
"There is no truth in the word 'everybody.'"
"Art is the truth of beauty and the beauty of truth."
"If no one sees you eat it, it has no calories."
"The joy of creation is the joy of life."